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Like Father, like Rob

The Name Game

Thief's son: Rob (get it?)
Trout fisherman's daughter: Brook
Clothing maker's daughter: Polly Esther
Lawyer's daughter: Sue
Backhoe driver's son: Doug
Holistic doc's son: Herb
Hot dog seller's son: Frank
Movie star's son: Oscar
Coffee seller's son: Joe

No Excuse!

Tired of that summer job already? Don't try these excuses for missing work.

* I just found out that I was switched at birth.  Legally, I shouldn't come to work knowing my employee records may now contain false information. 

* I have a rare case of 48-hour projectile leprosy, but I know we have that deadline to meet...   

* The dog ate my car   keys. We’re going to hitchhike to the vet.  

If GH can stand for "P" as in hiccough,
and OUGH stands for "O" as in dough,
and PHTH stands for "T" asin phthisis,
and EIGH stands for "A" as in neighbor,
and TTE stands for "T" as in gazette,
and EAU stands for "O" as in plateau,
then the right way to spell POTATO should be:

GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU

Stuff We Found in Books

* The average hamster, if provided a wheel, will run up to eight miles per night!

* The lifespan of the common goldfish is over 20 years!

* An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain!

* The flea can jump 350 times its body length! For a human, that would be equivalent to jumping the length of a football field!

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